Alien Crimes Page 2

  “Five years”—Ruby had shrugged—“What’s five years? Blink of an eye, practically.”

  “All the more reason to get out,” Rita had insisted. “Before it’s too late to get a life.”

  Bristling inwardly, Ruby had looked down at her own steak. Why she had ordered that much food was beyond her. The Dread didn’t leave anywhere nearly enough room for it. “I have a life.”

  “The job is not a life,” Rita said, chewing vigorously and then dragging her napkin across her lips. “The job is the job. What do you do when you’re not on the job?”

  “Talk to the grandkids on e-mail. Shop. Rent DVDs—” “You ever go out to a movie? Or out to dinner—with anyone other than me?” Rita added quickly before she could answer. “Hell, girlfriend, when was the last time you got laid?”

  Ruby blinked at her, startled, unsure whether it was by the question itself or by the fact that she didn’t know the answer.

  “I don’t know if you’ve heard”—Rita leaned over the table and lowered her voice confidentially—“but there are more alternatives for people our age than the cone or the rabbit.”

  “Yeah, but my idea of sex doesn’t involve typing.” Ruby looked at her sidelong.

  “Keeps the fingers nimble.” Rita laughed. “No, I wasn’t referring to chat room sex. I’m talking about going out and meeting people.”

  “Dating sites?” Ruby made a pained face.

  “Please,” Rita mirrored her expression. “Social groups. Meet-ups for people with similar interests. Hobbies, film festivals, shit like that. You know I’ve got a boyfriend?” Pause. “And a girlfriend.”

  “Sounds exciting,” Ruby told her. “But I don’t know if that’s really for me.”

  “I didn’t know either;” Rita said. “I sure didn’t go looking for it. It just happened. That’s how it is when you have a life— things happen. You ought to try it.”

  “Yeah? Well, what I really want to know is how come I haven’t gotten to meet these people you’ve been seeing.” Ruby folded her arms and pretended to be stern.

  “Well, for one thing—and I’ve got to be perfectly honest here”—Rita put down her knife and fork—“I wasn’t sure how you’d react.”

  Ruby’s eyebrows went up. “What? All this time we’ve worked together and you don’t know I’m not a homophobe?”

  “I was referring to the guy,” Rita said, deadpan.

  “Damn. And I thought I hid it so well,” said Ruby, equally deadpan.

  Rita gave a laugh and picked up her knife and fork again. “So pull the pin with me. You won’t have to hide anything you don’t want to.”

  “I’ll give it some thought,” Ruby lied.

  “I’m asking you again—what’re you waiting for?” Rita paused, regarding her expectantly. When she didn’t answer^ she went on. “They’re not gonna promote you, you know. You do know that, don’t you?”

  Ruby dipped her head noncommittally.

  “I sure knew they weren’t gonna promote me. I knew that for a goddamn fact.” Rita took a healthy swig of wine and dragged her napkin across her mouth again.

  “So is that why you decided to retire?”

  Rita wagged her head emphatically. “I told you, it was my plan all along—get in my twenty and get the hell out. They’d have had to come up with a pretty hefty promotion to make me want to stay.”

  “Yeah? Like what—chief? Commissioner?”

  “Supreme dictator for life. And I’m not so sure I would have said yes.” Rita sighed. “What are you holding out for—lieutenant?”

  “I passed the exam.”

  “So did I. So did umpty-hundred other cops ahead of us both and they ain’t moving up, either.” Rita’s expression abruptly turned sad. “I never figured you for a lifer.”

  “Or maybe you hoped I wasn’t?” Ruby said. “Personally, I never thought about it. I just get up and go to work every day.” “Think about it now,” Rita said urgently. “Think about it like you’ve never thought about anything else. Get serious— you’re topped out. Whatever you’re waiting for, it isn’t coming. All you can do is mark time.”

  “I work on solving murders and putting away the guilty parties,” Ruby said, an edge creeping into her voice. “I wouldn’t call that marking time.”

  “For you personally, it is,” Rita insisted, unapologetic. “And in case you forgot, you count for something.”

  “I’m a good cop. That counts for a lot.”

  “That’s not all you are, though. Do you even know that anymore?”

  Ruby shifted in her seat, more than a little irritated. “Retiring young isn’t for everybody, even if you think it is. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

  “Oh, for chrissakes, already—” Rita blew out a short breath. “That’s what I've been trying to tell you.”

  They sat looking at each other for some unmeasured time and Ruby realized that her soon-to-be ex-partner was just as irritated with her, possibly more. She tried to come up with something to say to defuse the situation before a serious quarrel developed but the Dread sitting large and uncomfortable in the middle of her body was eating her brain. The Dread was actually all she ever thought about now, like a pain that never went away, she realized, and there was barely room for anything else anymore.

  Then Rita had sat back in her chair, dismay in her plump, round face. “Shit, what the hell am I doing? I’m sorry, Rube.” Ruby stared at her, baffled.

  “I’m telling you you don’t have a life and I’m browbeating you like I’m trying to get a confession.” She shook her head as if trying to clear it. “I think I’m getting out just in time.”

  “Well, I was gonna lawyer up,” Ruby said, laughing a little. “Forget it. It’s a touchy thing when a partner leaves, we both know that. Things can get a little weird, blown out of proportion.”

  They had finished their dinner—or rather, Rita had finished hers while Ruby got a doggy bag—and called it a night early, smiles all round, although the smiles were slightly sad.

  That was how things still stood between them: smoothed over but not actually resolved. If she went to Rita now and told her about the Dread, growing a little bit bulkier, a little heavier, and a little more uncomfortable every day with no end in sight, Rita would only take that as further proof that she was right about retirement.

  And she really did not want to have that conversation with Rita because she had no intention of retiring. Because she knew, deep in her core and in her bones, that even if she did take Rita’s advice to pack it all in, even if she took it a step further, sold everything she owned and went off to a luxury beach condo in the Caribbean to laze around in the sun all day, indulge in fancy food and drink, and get thoroughly, perfectly laid every night by a series of gorgeous men and women, separately and together— despite all of that and a billion dollars besides, she knew with no uncertainty at all that she would still wake up every morning with the Dread that much larger and heavier and unrelenting than it had been the day before.

  If she went to Rita, she would have to tell her that and she didn’t want to because she really didn’t think Rita would understand. And if she didn’t tell her, then Rita would only start harping again on the question of what she was waiting for. Probably accuse her of waiting for the Dread to go away.

  Then she would have to confess: No. I'm waiting to find out. I'm waiting for whatever it is I've been Dreading to show up. Which was something she hadn’t quite admitted to herself yet.

  “Coffee?”

  The voice cut through the combination of Ruby’s usual morning haze and the constant overriding pressure of the Dread, startling her and making her jump a little. She looked up from the open folder she had been staring at unseeingly to find a young guy standing next to her desk, holding out a large cup that definitely had not come from any of the precinct machines.

  “I didn’t know you guys delivered,” she said, smiling as she took the cup from him.

  “Don’t let it get around
,” the guy said, “or I’ll have to do it for everybody.” He was about thirty, just a little too dark to be called olive-skinned with a sprinkling of freckles across the bridge of his nose and a head full of honey-colored dreadlocks that had the potential to become unruly. He was only a couple of inches taller than Ruby herself—five-eight, five-nine at the most—and slightly husky.

  “It’ll be our secret,” she assured him, taking the lid off the cup. A dark roast aroma wafted up with the steam; not her favorite but she wasn’t inclined to find fault. “Am I supposed to know you?”

  “When the lieutenant comes in, he’ll introduce me as your new partner.”

  “I see.” Ruby studied him. “Transfer from vice?”

  He shook his head.

  “Narcotics?”

  “Ah.” He smiled with half his mouth. “Must be the dreads.” Ruby barely managed not to flinch at the word; it took a quarter of a second before she realized what he was referring to. “Well, it was some kind of undercover work, though. Right?” “Fraud and cybercrime. Rafe Pasco.” He held out his hand and Ruby took it. It was strong and square but as smooth and soft as a woman’s.

  “Portuguese?” she guessed.

  “Filipino, actually. On my father’s side.” He grinned and half-sat on the edge of her desk. “Though as you can see, that’s only part of the story. Even on my father’s side.” His grin widened a bit. “Like you, maybe.”

  Ruby shrugged. “Everybody had a story in my family and none of them could ever keep them straight. My father claimed they almost named me Kim Toy O’Toole. And I didn’t even have freckles.”

  “Then you grew up deprived.” He tilted his head to look at the file on her desk. “What are you working on?”

  She had to glance down to remind herself. “Ah. Suspicious drowning. Wife reported her husband missing. Three days later he turns up on the rocks under the Soldiers Road bridge. Coroner says he’s pretty sure the guy didn’t just happen to wash up there, that someone must have pulled him out and then just left him.”

  “Anonymous call tipping you off where to find him?”

  Ruby shook her head. “Couple of kids found him and told their parents. Can’t figure why someone would pull a corpse out of the river and then just leave him.”

  “The killer?”

  “Then why pull him out at all?”

  “Well, the wife couldn’t collect on any insurance without a body. For instance.”

  “Could be.” Ruby made a face. “But I don’t think she killed him. I think he’s a suicide and she’s trying to make it seem like a murder so she doesn’t lose the insurance. The payout isn’t much—twenty-five thousand dollars. Not enough to inspire murder but not a sum you’d want to have to give up, either.” Pasco nodded, looking thoughtful. “Is she a hardship case?” “Why?” Ruby asked, frowning.

  “Maybe she really needs it.”

  She gave a short laugh. “Hey, man, who doesn’t need twenty-five thousand dollars? Especially if it’s on the verge of dropping right into your lap.”

  “Yeah, but if she’s got kids or she’s gonna get evicted or something, it’d be too bad to take it away from her.”

  Ruby leaned back in her chair and gave him a searching look. “Are you kidding?”

  “I’m just saying.”

  “That’s a whole lot of just saying about a case I only just now told you about. You always get so deeply invested on such short notice?”

  He looked slightly embarrassed. “I’m not invested. This is just something we do in fraud—think about all the angles. Try to get into the mind-set of the people we’re investigating, try to figure out where they’re coming from—are they desperate or do they feel entitled for some reason. Stuff like that.”

  Ruby had to bite her tongue to keep from making an acid remark concerning the mass media image of criminal profiling and other extraordinary popular delusions and the madness of crowds. It wouldn’t do any good. Pasco would only get defensive and then expend a lot of effort trying to prove she was wrong instead of just working the cases. In the end, he’d flounder, trying to adapt the job to his methods rather than the other way around.

  Abruptly she realized that she had been staring at him in silence for more than just a moment or two. Before she could think of some neutral comment, Lieutenant Ostertag came in and waved them into his office.

  “I know, I know—he’s a geek,” Ostertag said to Ruby after he had waved Pasco out of his office again. “He’s got, I dunno, two, three degrees, maybe four. He’s been in fraud and cybercrime since he joined the department about five years ago.” Ruby nodded. “And somebody thinks he’d make a good homicide detective.”

  “Apparently he already is. In the course of his last two cases he cleared up two murders, one of which nobody even knew about at the time.”

  “Good for him,” said Ruby. “Has anyone told him that he left all the criminal masterminds back in cybercrime?”

  “He’s working another case right now. I’ll let him tell you about it.” He got up and opened the door for her by way of declaring the meeting over, then caught her arm before she could leave. “You OK?”

  Ruby drew back slightly, giving him a surprised look. “Sure I’m OK. Why wouldn’t I be?”

  Ostertag’s mouth twitched. “You OK with getting this guy as a partner so soon after Rita leaving?”

  She laughed a little. “Rita retired, she didn’t die. I’m not in mourning.”

  The lieutenant nodded a bit impatiently. “This guy’s pretty different than what you’re used to.”

  Ruby tilted her head and frowned. “Are you asking me if I’d rather work with someone else?”

  Ostertag’s face turned expressionless. “No.”

  “What I thought,” Ruby said good-naturedly and went back to her desk.

  She decided to give Pasco a little while to organize his desk, maybe meet a few of the other detectives, and then go over to ask him about his case. Instead of taking over Rita’s old spot, he had opted for the vacant desk by the blocky pillar that served as an unofficial bulletin board for less-than-official notices and items, usually cartoons (which were usually obscene). It was a strange choice; Ruby had never seen anyone actually opt for that particular desk if there was anything else available and there were two others empty at the moment. It was badly positioned—you had to sit either facing the pillar or with your back to it. Turn the desk sideways and it would obstruct the aisle. The previous lieutenant had tried switching the desk with a set of filing cabinets but that had been no solution at all and they’d switched things back before the day was up. Moving the desk out altogether would have made more sense but there were no city employees anywhere who would have been so foolish as to voluntarily give up anything. Someone at City Hall could get the wrong idea, start thinking that if there was no room for a desk in your area, there were probably other things you could do without as well.

  Rafe Pasco obviously had no idea he had picked the lousiest spot in the room, Ruby thought. Maybe he’d had a similar spot in cybercrime, wherever that was headquartered. Spending all his time on a computer, he might not have noticed or cared where he sat.

  “So you get the new guy.” Tommy DiCenzo sat down in the chair beside her desk, a bottle of Coke Zero in one big paw. He tilted it toward her, offering her a sip.

  She waved it away. “Rafe Pasco. From cybercrime.”

  “I heard.” Tommy glanced over his shoulder. “What’d you do, tell him to keep his distance?”

  “Didn’t get a chance to,” she said. “He picked it out himself.” From where she was sitting, she could actually see him quite well. She watched as he took a shiny black laptop out of a bag and set it on the desk. “I see he brought his own hardware. Maybe he figures he’ll have more privacy over there. No one’ll be able to see when he’s playing solitaire.”

  Tommy followed her gaze. “Guy’s a geek. No offense,” he added quickly. “How is Jake, anyway?”

  Ruby laughed. “Fine. And he’d take offense
if you didn't call him a geek. As would he, I imagine.” She jerked her chin in Pasco’s general direction.

  “It’s a different world,” Tommy said, affecting a heavy sigh. Then his face grew suddenly serious. “You OK?”

  “Damn.” Ruby gave a short laugh. “You know you’re the second person to ask me that today?”

  Tommy’s steely gray eyebrows arched. “Oh? Must be something going around.” He gazed at her thoughtfully. “So, are you OK? Anything bothering you?”

  The Dread seemed to reawaken then; it shifted inside of her by way of reasserting itself, reminding her that it was there and it was in charge. “Like what?” she said, hoping the casually offhand tone in her voice didn’t sound as forced as it felt.

  “Well, like Rita pulling the pin.”

  She let out a long breath. “It’ll take some getting used to. I keep looking around for her. Which is only normal, I guess.” “You weren’t prepared for her leaving, were you?” It wasn’t really a question.

  “No,” she admitted. “But I’m OK with it.”

  “I’m sure you are.” Tommy’s smile was knowing. “But it still took you by surprise. You never thought about her retiring.” “I was busy,” she said and then winced inwardly. Had she ever said anything lamer? “But you know, things, uh, change.” Now she had.

  “They do that.” Tommy pushed himself to his feet. “It’s not a steady-state universe.”

  “No, I guess not.” Ruby stared after him as he ambled over to introduce himself to Rafe Pasco, wondering why his words seemed to hang in the air and echo in her brain. Maybe having him and Ostertag ask her if she was OK within a few minutes of each other had put a whole new level of odd over the day.

  The call came in about twenty minutes before Ruby had tentatively planned to go to lunch. Which figured, she thought as she and Pasco drove to the East Midtown address; it had been a quiet morning. Any time you had a quiet morning, you could just about count on having to skip lunch. Of course, since the Dread had moved in on her, it hadn’t left much room in her stomach. Not a whole lot of room in her mind, either—she missed the turn onto the right street and thanks to the alternating one-ways, had to drive around in a three-block circle. If Pasco noticed, he didn’t say anything. Maybe she would let him drive back to the station.